Bridget Hilliard

Bobby 'Buzzer' Ferdinando

Milk Kid

Dickie Bailey

Sally Lamonsoff

Scoreboard Guy

Kurt McKenzie

Bailey's Son

Marcus Higgins

Greg Feder

Muzby

Andre McKenzie

Sadie Tardio

Pastor

Geezer

Waitress

Becky Feder

Lenny Feder

Robideaux

Norby the Ride Guy

Referee

Jasmine Hilliard

Rob Hilliard

Tardio's Wife

Water Park Stud

Keithie Feder

Charlotte McKenzie

Mama Ronzoni

Bailey's Wife

Higgins' Father

Malcolm