Lisa Silver

Himself

Cap'n Monty

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Rusty

Klaus, Monopoly Hobo, Pillow Hands McGraw, Tony, Elf, Klaus as Tchochkie Schmear, A Wolverine, CIA Guard, Duper, Enormous Sea Monster...

Gwen Ling

Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose

Various

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

Sharri Rothberg

Mia

Debbie

Andrew, Matt Davis

June Rosewood

Father Donovan

Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan, Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith, Bill, Brian Griffin, Future Stan, Glenn Quagmire, God...

Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher

Jessica, Lily, Lisa Silver, Sorority Girl

Minstrel Krampus

Casey, Michelle, Thundercat, Woman, Alien, Brett Morris' Wife, Carmen Selectra, Concession Counter Girl, Diane, Female Robot...

Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman...

Minstrel Krampus

Himself, The Hot Tub

Mah Mah

Betty Smith, Marylin Thacker

Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Ax Jenkins

General Juanito Pequeño

Dick, Charles the Hunchback, Wilbur Kentucky

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant