The story tells of more action and real adventure through retired Quenton McHale, who still lives in the Caribbean in his old home selling eggs, ice cream and old swimsuit calendars, where everything looks good. Things change quite a while after Quinton retreated from the idea of retirement when Major Vladikov contemplated acquiring San Moreno Island. Things may turn out exactly where with the help of his old crew and the obstacles of Captain Wallace Binghamton may turn things into a new war.
22 June 1958, Birmingham, Michigan, USA
15 August 1968, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA
27 February 1964, Mordiallic, Australia
30 June 1956, Detroit, Michigan, USA
8 March 1954, Pipestone, Minnesota, USA
5 February 1946, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
22 February 1929, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
12 August 1949, Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA
6 March 1959, Ottumwa, Iowa, USA
29 March 1918, Russia
1937 in New York City, New York, USA
19 April 1946, Grappenhall, Cheshire, England, UK
13 April 1952, Darjeeling, West Bengal, India
31 July 1969, Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
12 February 1963, Seattle, Washington, USA
7 April 1966, Michigan, USA
1969, New York City, New York, USA
30 December 1962, Knoxville, Tennessee, USA
September 05, 2009
All apologies to the handful of Americans who've waited decades for this big-screen update of the '60s sitcom--the result is both awful and awfully irrelevant.
April 12, 2002
A useless movie. Not funny, suspenseful, moving or even offensive enough to want to torpedo. Just devoid of any conceivable value.
January 01, 2000
Leaky PT-boat of a comedy.
May 15, 2008
A ham-fisted, fitfully amusing lark that quickly runs aground.
January 01, 2000
Suitable only for movie-goers who have undergone frontal lobotomies.
November 01, 2004
Tom Arnold is no Ernest Borgnine. A profound statement.
September 23, 2003
Dear God, why?
April 09, 2005
The most idiotic, unfunny script imaginable.
May 15, 2008
This shotgun marriage of coarse laughs and low-rent action cliches is, of course, utterly predictable: Cutting-edge comedy isn't lurking under the corpses of old TV shows.
December 23, 2002
[Trots] out the same tired cliches -- unorthodox heroes, inept commanding officers, officious little weasels getting trampled by the zany crew -- which haven't been funny since...well, ever.
June 18, 2002
By the end, this soporific comedy makes 105 minutes feel more like a two-year hitch.
January 01, 2000
I didn't laugh once, not even giggle.
