On Valentine's Day 10 years ago, Harry, the only survivor from an accident caused by Tom, awoke from his coma, killed twenty-two people. Just as Tom heads back to his hometown after a long time away, so do the killings ramp up again. Harry Warden returns, seeking revenge against those that had escaped his pickax in the past, and Tom is accused...
31 August 1964
13 August 1944, Los Angeles, California, USA
9 March 1972, Exton, Pennsylvania, USA
15 November 1961, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
6 July 1941, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
1983, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
16 May 1967, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
1 March 1978, Dallas, Texas, USA
29 January 1959, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
26 March 1987, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
7 February 1986, White Plains, New York, USA
10 March 1979, Nairobi, Kenya
6 November 1986, Mount Lebanon, Pennsylvania, USA
14 April 1989, Rochester, New York, USA
August 28, 2015
No pretense, no delusions, just slick, basic stalk & shock mayhem with a 3-D coating that works unexpectedly well.
January 20, 2009
The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety.
January 20, 2009
A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.
January 21, 2009
What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.
January 20, 2009
In some ways, the filmmakers have created something too authentic in spirit to the original film, as it also fairly quickly becomes a plodding chore to watch.
September 29, 2012
My Bloody Valentine 3D is as cheap, tacky and throwaway as the plastic glasses that come with it, but for a good old-fashioned Friday night at the movies, it's damn near unbeatable.
March 14, 2011
I'm absolutely convinced that the pickaxe is the ideal weapon for a 3-D horror.
February 19, 2013
Great use of the 3-D format in a better than average horror film.
April 29, 2013
As a slasher fanatic, this more than satisfied my appetite.
July 06, 2010
The outrageous amounts of blood 'n' guts directed toward the audience in three-dimensional spatters still make this substandard flick a gorehound's wet dream.
January 20, 2009
The trouble is that after that first gouged eyeball, there's not a whole lot further to go. Novelty value being a rapidly diminishing thing, the technology demands an escalation in intensity and inventiveness that the movie doesn't deliver.
January 20, 2009
My Bloody Valentine may not be horribly acted, but in a post-Scream and post-Scary Movie era, it's difficult to squeeze any more blood from this low-brow/high-camp turnip.
