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The movie follows three lazy misfits: Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape as they find themselves on the ride of their lives when they are mysteriously whisked back to the time when pirates ruled the high seas.
26 September 1974, Houston, Texas, USA
6 November 1957, Los Angeles, California, USA
1 November 1969, Cairo, Egypt
16 June 1966, Muscatine, Iowa, USA
5 March 1971, Alliance, Ohio, USA
2 April 1963, Boaz, Alabama, USA
8 July 1966, Dayton, Ohio, USA
August 22, 2008
While the movie is harmless, it lacks a certain spark to be really entertaining. Lots of the jokes are flat and obvious, without being awful.January 11, 2008
This is no savvy Toy Story. It's a boilerplate plot like one you might find in any morning cartoon.January 11, 2008
I've seen more exciting no-smoking announcements in theaters.January 12, 2008
It's full of mild goofiness and equally mild messages about believing in yourself. It's all good-natured enough. It just isn't actually good.January 11, 2008
Aside from the fun musical scenes, the script is pretty lackluster, and the animation could generously be described as old-fashioned.February 01, 2008
As I wasn't expecting much, I must say that Pirates doesn't disappoint.January 17, 2008
...harmless fun for small kids...February 24, 2008
Ahoy! There be decent family fare among the January junk seas!May 17, 2008
Not only did I want to go to sleep the entire time, but I wouldn't watch this movie again if you told me my life depended on it.January 17, 2008
Young children appreciate all the bouncing shapes and bright colors (speaking of which, you might wonder why Robert the Terrible is a darker shade of green than any of his relatives), but anyone over six will be bored early and often.January 11, 2008
The trio learns that heroes come in all sizes, hardly a revelation to audiences of any age.January 11, 2008
A gentle adventure-comedy that sails a heroes' journey so straight and true that Joseph Campbell would smile.