The hot-headed young D'Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite to battle their way across Europe on a mission to foil the plot of an evil conspiracy that threatens to overthrow the king and engulf the whole of Europe into full-scale war.
8 April 1989, Hampshire, England, UK
22 November 1965, Østerbro, Copenhagen, Denmark
19 December 1963, Freiburg im Breisgau, Baden-Württemberg, Germany
19 June 1984, Winchester, Hampshire, England, UK
3 March 1972, Celle, Lower Saxony, Germany
5 September 1981, Munich, Bavaria, Germany
1962, Berlin, Germany
22 August 1978, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, UK
5 April 1989, London, England, UK
17 October 1974, Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, England, UK
21 July 1989, London, England, UK
2 September 1980, Potsdam, Germany
1 May 1973, Bielefeld, Germany
15 April 1979, Pontypool, Wales, UK
4 October 1956, Vienna, Austria
19 January 1992, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA
1984, Munich, Bavaria, Germany
31 January 1966, Enfield, London, England, UK
28 September 1998, Berlin, Germany
13 January 1977, Canterbury, Kent, England, UK
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October 07, 2015
Paul W. S. Anderson's take on the Dumas classic is almost like the cinematic equivalent of CliffsNotes.
October 21, 2011
This version of the Musketeers story can't decide if it wants to be an old-fashioned tale of swashbuckling adventure and palace intrigue or a cheeky, effects-heavy rethink of some iconic characters a la the Guy Ritchie-directed Sherlock Holmes.
October 21, 2011
In the worst possible case, this could go on and on, but please, let's hope it doesn't.
October 24, 2011
Even the most liberal viewer is likely to echo Milady's thoughts of D'Artagnan: "You are very amiable, no doubt, but you would be charming if you would only depart."
October 21, 2011
Every time you think it can't get any stupider, it gets right up in your face, calls you "bro," and gets stupider.
September 19, 2012
While you're busy looking at the special effects, you'll begin to notice that there's not really anything in the way of substance like a well-thought-out plot and characters that you care about.
March 19, 2012
It's fun for a Saturday afternoon viewing, but it will ultimately go down in the annals of movie history as yet another forgettable adaptation.
September 22, 2012
The film may have its fun moments but this adaptation does nothing more than make these Three Musketeers look like a bunch of Stooges.
December 30, 2012
A befouling of Dumas.
March 03, 2012
Never has failure looked this good!
October 23, 2011
Call it the Robert Downey Jr. Meets Sherlock Holmes Effect. A classic popular adventure gets overblown, juiced-up, and generally CGI-ified.
October 21, 2011
Jovovich tries hard to be terribly, terribly wicked, but her performance finds a hitherto unknown middle ground between Divine in Pink Flamingos and Halle Berry in Catwoman that's just embarrassing.
