Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can';t grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She';s a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
1964
25 January 1987, Moscow, Russian SFSR, USSR [now Russia]
31 July 1989, Allegheny, Pennsylvania, USA
20 September 1956, Park Ridge, Illinois, USA
28 September 1972, Foster City, California, USA
9 September 1981, Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 July 1993, Huntsville, Alabama, USA
5 March 1984, Anchorage, Alaska, USA
15 August 1979, Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
1 January 1979, Johannesburg, South Africa
27 October 1985, Los Angeles, California, USA
15 September 1976, Antwerp, Belgium
February 21, 2013
Retains a modicum of spunk and a few smiles as it goes about its business of slapstick and bloodsuckery. Dial expectations way down, and perhaps writer/directors Matt Jespersen and Maclain Nelson will be able to entertain you.
February 19, 2013
Vamp U is a surefire horror comedy treat, and one I had a good time with.
