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Vampires Suck

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Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi). As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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CRITICS OF "Vampires Suck"
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Winnipeg Free Press
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July 25, 2014

It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.
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Time Out
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October 13, 2010

A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.
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Rolling Stone
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August 26, 2010

This movie sucks more.
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Newsday
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June 03, 2013

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.
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Time Out
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August 23, 2010

Below bottom-of-the-barrel.
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PopMatters
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July 25, 2014

Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.
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7M Pictures
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January 06, 2014

For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at least
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Observer (UK)
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July 25, 2014

A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.
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Tulsa World
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July 25, 2014

With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!
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Film Threat
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June 03, 2013

I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.
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New York Daily News
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June 03, 2013

All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.
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Los Angeles Times
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August 19, 2010

Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.
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