EPISODE
Through a chain of energizing events, this unscripted television series pursues an effective youthful American lady named Lindsay Lohan who has numerous occupations as an on-screen character, specialist, mold fashioner, and artist. The series features on her new venture on the Greek island of Mykonos, Lohan Beach House. It presents numerous insights concerning the new undertaking and when it will be opened.
21 April 1982, Queens, New York City, New York, USA
June 16, 1996 in New York City, New York, USA
10 June 1981, Rossford, Ohio, USA
22 December 1993, New York City, New York, USA
16 December 1987, New York City, New York, USA
2 July 1986, The Bronx, New York City, New York, USA
27 February 1986, Franklin Square, New York, USA
January 11, 2019
Throughout, there is much abstract talk of the "Lohan brand" and how it must be developed, though what the brand is meant to stand for is never really explained.
January 22, 2019
Between the standard shouting matches, inevitable hookups, and exciting Lohan power moves, go ahead and pack your bags because you're going to love visiting the Lindsay Lohan Beach Club this season.
January 15, 2019
Former child star runs business in uneven reality show.
January 08, 2019
Beach House is a bag of Pop Rocks that don't fizz, a firework that sputters into nothing much. I was disappointed!
January 11, 2019
Someone please call HR.
January 09, 2019
It's clear that not everything Lohan says during these staged interactions is salvageable. This results in some heavily edited scenes that aren't even trying to resemble reality.
January 10, 2019
But here's the real gag; Lindsay is a terrible, terrible boss. Just the worst.
January 10, 2019
As easy as it would be to write off "Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club" as yet another ridiculous show, when you consider everything that led the once-celebrated actress to this place, it actually just feels tragic.
January 04, 2019
The show's not very good. It's dull, derivative and peopled with a cast shrewd enough to know exactly where the camera is and how to perform for it.
January 10, 2019
The first issue is the VIP hosts, who need to be the engine for spectacle in a show like this but lack the bonkers gaucheness of the Jersey Shore's lovable meatballs or the sleazy chemistry of Vanderpump's airheads.
