Prince Philip
Birthday: 10 June 1921, Villa of Mon Repos, Corfu, Greece
Birth Name: Philippos Andreou of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Glücksburg Prince of Greece and Denmark
Height: 183 cm
Prince Phillip was born on 10 June 1921 as a Prince of Greece and Denmark. His family was deposed and he lived in France and finally went to boarding school in Gordonstoun in Scotland. Eventually he s ...Show More
[on inaugurating a display, Canada 1969] I declare this thing open, whatever it is.
[on inaugurating a display, Canada 1969] I declare this thing open, whatever it is.
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
[to a group of British students in China] If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.
[to a group of British students in China] If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.
[at the 1986 World Wildlife Fund conference] If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and i Show more
[at the 1986 World Wildlife Fund conference] If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. Hide
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
[asked of a driving instructor in Scotland] How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to Show more
[asked of a driving instructor in Scotland] How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test? Hide
[in 2011, approaching his 90th birthday] Bits are beginning to drop off.
[in 2011, approaching his 90th birthday] Bits are beginning to drop off.
[when informed that a student was going to help out in Romania for six months, he asked if the stude Show more
[when informed that a student was going to help out in Romania for six months, he asked if the student was going to help the Romanian orphans and was told that he was not] Ah good, there's so many over there you feel they breed them just to put in orphanages. Hide
[on learning that his children would be named Windsor, not Mountbatten] I'm just a bloody amoeba.
[on learning that his children would be named Windsor, not Mountbatten] I'm just a bloody amoeba.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
[to a blind, wheelchair-bound woman who was accompanied by her guide dog] Do you know they're now pr Show more
[to a blind, wheelchair-bound woman who was accompanied by her guide dog] Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics? Hide
[to an Australian Aborigine] Do you still throw spears at each other?
[to an Australian Aborigine] Do you still throw spears at each other?
[to an industrial association, during a national production lull] Gentlemen, I think it is time we p Show more
[to an industrial association, during a national production lull] Gentlemen, I think it is time we pulled our fingers out. Hide
[to a 13-year-old aspiring astronaut, who was wishing to fly the NOVA rocket] Well, you'll never fly Show more
[to a 13-year-old aspiring astronaut, who was wishing to fly the NOVA rocket] Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut. Hide
[on a visit to Lockerbie in 1993 to a man who lived in a road where eleven people had been killed by Show more
[on a visit to Lockerbie in 1993 to a man who lived in a road where eleven people had been killed by wreckage from the Pan Am jumbo jet] People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle. Hide
[on the U.S. Apollo program] It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. Show more
[on the U.S. Apollo program] It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend. Hide
[to a British student in Papua New Guinea] You managed not to get eaten then?
[to a British student in Papua New Guinea] You managed not to get eaten then?
[to Barack Obama after being told that Obama had met with the Chinese and Russian ambassadors along Show more
[to Barack Obama after being told that Obama had met with the Chinese and Russian ambassadors along with David Cameron] How can you tell the difference between them? Hide
[to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary] You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly.
[to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary] You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly.
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?
[to an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands] Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
[to an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands] Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
[to a Mr. Patel--a common Indian surname--at a reception for 400 British Indian businessmen at Bucki Show more
[to a Mr. Patel--a common Indian surname--at a reception for 400 British Indian businessmen at Buckingham Palace] There's a lot of your family in tonight. Hide
I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduce Show more
I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist . . . I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus. Hide
[In a 1966 conversation with the matron of a hospital while on a tour of the Caribbean] You have mos Show more
[In a 1966 conversation with the matron of a hospital while on a tour of the Caribbean] You have mosquitoes. I have the press. Hide
[to a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band] Deaf? If you are near ther Show more
[to a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band] Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf. Hide
British women can't cook.
British women can't cook.
