Rita Rudner
Birthday: 17 September 1953, Miami, Florida, USA
Height: 164 cm
Rita Rudner was born on September 17, 1953 in Miami, Florida, USA. She is an actress and writer, known for Rita Rudner and 3 Potential Ex-Husbands (2012), Hollywood Squares (1998) and The Aristocrats ...Show More
I wanted to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for t Show more
I wanted to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. Hide
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and Show more
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Hide
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-image Show more
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. Hide
On mothering: To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
On mothering: To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
If you want to break up with a man, tell him, 'I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your Show more
If you want to break up with a man, tell him, 'I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children. I want us to grow old together and be with each other forever.' Sometimes they leave skid marks. Hide
I don't swear. When I do, my husband gets out the tape recorder. Once, when I was first doing comedy Show more
I don't swear. When I do, my husband gets out the tape recorder. Once, when I was first doing comedy, there were only five people in the audience, so I did my whole act swearing every other word. All the waitresses and people at the bar ran in yelling, 'Rita's swearing! Rita's swearing! Everyone come!' Hide
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