Baby Susie Swanson (Inner Voice), Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Narrator, Avery Bullock, Dick Pump, Himself, Patrick Stewart, Peter Griffin with the vocal chords of Patrick Stewart, Talking Cat, Waterbear

Ellie

Muriel Goldman, Alexis Radcliffe, Alice, Angelica, Beach Girl, Book Customer, Boxer, Bride, Candi, Cashier...

Lisa Simpson

Anti-Abortion Activist, Wil Wheaton

Dan Gronkowski

Contestant, The Bride, Woman

Kid, Bully, Dewey, Gene Shalit, Kid #1, Various

Pam

Himself

Bully

Fred Jones, Megatron, Additional Voices, Bunny, Kermit the Frog, Maquina

Bertram

Tom Brady

Kyle, Toby

Mort Goldman, Horace, Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian, Bill Gates, Colonial Mort, Cousin Goldman, Mort Goldman as Innkeeper, Mort Goldman as Jawa, Troll, Various Characters...

Frank Sinatra Jr.

Death's Mother

Gina Devereaux, Heather, Loan Applicant, Mort's Date, Schwarzenegger's Target, Taylor Swift

Herself

Girl, Tonya, Wife

Asa Akira

Jane Fonda, Jane Jetson, Mrs. Brady, Various

Jim Kaplan, Various, Al Harrington, Ernie the Giant Chicken, Evil Monkey, Robin Williams, Announcer, Buzz Killington, TV Announcer, A Professional Man...

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Lou, Moe Szyslak, Nigel Harpington, Reginald Barrington

Crystal Quagmire, Mistress Vita, Teen People Editor

Jillian Russell, Mrs. Lockhart

Carrot Top

Rob Gronkowski

Patrick Swayze

Donna Tubbs, Clair Huxtable, Fangirl, Muhammad Ali's Wife