Crystal Quagmire, Mistress Vita, Teen People Editor

Ellie

Muriel Goldman, Alexis Radcliffe, Alice, Angelica, Beach Girl, Book Customer, Boxer, Bride, Candi, Cashier...

Lisa Simpson

Anti-Abortion Activist, Wil Wheaton

Dan Gronkowski

Contestant, The Bride, Woman

English to Racoon Translator, Gremlin, Guapo, Hooded Monster, Klaus Heissler as Admiral Ackbar, Owl

Pam

Himself

Bully

Vinny, Himself

Bob Costas

Tom Brady

Kyle, Toby

Mort Goldman, Horace, Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian, Bill Gates, Colonial Mort, Cousin Goldman, Mort Goldman as Innkeeper, Mort Goldman as Jawa, Troll, Various Characters...

Frank Sinatra Jr.

Death's Mother

Fred Jones, Megatron, Additional Voices, Bunny, Kermit the Frog, Maquina

Herself

James Woods, Family Guy James Woods, James Woods as General Veers, Simpsons James Woods

Asa Akira

Dr. Michael Milano, Hammer

Jim Kaplan, Various, Al Harrington, Ernie the Giant Chicken, Evil Monkey, Robin Williams, Announcer, Buzz Killington, TV Announcer, A Professional Man...

Carol Pewterschmidt, Carol West

Farmer's Date, Karen Griffin (Heavy Flo), Philippa

Kid, Bully, Dewey, Gene Shalit, Kid #1, Various

Carrot Top

Rob Gronkowski

Patrick Swayze

Baby Susie Swanson (Inner Voice), Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Narrator, Avery Bullock, Dick Pump, Himself, Patrick Stewart, Peter Griffin with the vocal chords of Patrick Stewart, Talking Cat, Waterbear