Jesus Christ, Various, Baseball Announcer #1, Bellgarde, Floyd, Additional Voices, Alan Rickman, Announcer #10, B-Ryan, Clerk...

Ellie

Joyce Kinney, Girl #2, Lamp Store Owner's Wife, Paula's Friend #1, Woman at Party, Woman on Phone

Lisa Simpson

Anti-Abortion Activist, Wil Wheaton

Dan Gronkowski

Contestant, The Bride, Woman

Kid, Bully, Dewey, Gene Shalit, Kid #1, Various

Pam

Himself

Bully

Fred Jones, Megatron, Additional Voices, Bunny, Kermit the Frog, Maquina

Bertram

Tom Brady

Kyle, Toby

Miss Tammy, Barbara, Woman, Cheerleader, Nurse, Olivia, Prostitute, Student, Various, 1920s Woman...

Frank Sinatra Jr.

Death's Mother

Gina Devereaux, Heather, Loan Applicant, Mort's Date, Schwarzenegger's Target, Taylor Swift

Herself

Girl, Tonya, Wife

Asa Akira

Jane Fonda, Jane Jetson, Mrs. Brady, Various

Jim Kaplan, Various, Al Harrington, Ernie the Giant Chicken, Evil Monkey, Robin Williams, Announcer, Buzz Killington, TV Announcer, A Professional Man...

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick Riviera, Lou, Moe Szyslak, Nigel Harpington, Reginald Barrington

Crystal Quagmire, Mistress Vita, Teen People Editor

Jillian Russell, Mrs. Lockhart

Carrot Top

Rob Gronkowski

Patrick Swayze

Donna Tubbs, Clair Huxtable, Fangirl, Muhammad Ali's Wife