Hot Indian Girl

Ms. Haver

English Professor

Worried Preppy Freshman

Panos Patakos

Male Sophomore

Milty

Mini Cochran

Mrs. Henke

Dr. Henke

Vance Wilder Sr.

Dr. Beeverman

Taj

Campus Tour Guide

Suk Mee

Wasted Guy

Quentin

Sick Boy

Annoyingly Peppy Freshman

Coach Ken Massey

Ming Impersonator

Leron

Dorky Brother

Mrs. Seay

Terri

Stoner Freshman

Hotter Friend

Dean Mooney

Casey

Van Wilder

College Kid