Leron

Ms. Haver

Hot Indian Girl

Worried Preppy Freshman

Panos Patakos

Male Sophomore

Milty

Mini Cochran

Mrs. Henke

Sally

Vance Wilder Sr.

Gwen's Dad

Taj

Campus Tour Guide

Suk Mee

Wasted Guy

Coolidge Chickadee Player

Sick Boy

Gus

Coach Ken Massey

Ming Impersonator

Darius

Dorky Brother

Mrs. Seay

Terri

Stoner Freshman

Hotter Friend

English Professor

Casey

Van Wilder

College Kid