Milty

Ms. Haver

English Professor

Worried Preppy Freshman

Panos Patakos

Male Sophomore

Mrs. Seay

Mini Cochran

Hot Indian Girl

Dr. Henke

Vance Wilder Sr.

Dr. Beeverman

Taj

Campus Tour Guide

Suk Mee

Wasted Guy

Quentin

Sick Boy

Annoyingly Peppy Freshman

Coach Ken Massey

Archive Guy

Leron

Another Doctor

Martial Arts Freshman

Terri

Stoner Freshman

Hotter Friend

Dean Mooney

Casey

Van Wilder

College Kid